Beware of an Aggressive Kisser

The mom of Kat, one of my Campers (yes, a dog named Kat), told me last week, “Watch out!  She’s kind-of an aggressive kisser.” When I heard the phrase “aggressive kisser,” the first thing that popped into my head was an episode of “Sex and the City” in which Charlotte’s date, Brad, goes in for the goodnight kiss and starts licking her face.

As I was watching the episode recently, I’m thinking “OMG, can you imagine if a guy really did that for your first (and obviously LAST) goodnight kiss?” The episode guide describes the kiss as “more like a series of sloppy licks from a Great Dane.” How funny that they actually describe it that way!

Then I started thinking about all the aggressive kissers that we have…  Ralph the Daschund, Dudley the Beagle Mix, Marley the German Short-haired Pointer, Shelby the Shepherd Mix… there are so many! And then I started thinking about how I can’t get ENOUGH of those sloppy kisses! I could go around kissing all the dogs all day everyday!

So when your date moves in to lick your face, it’s “Ewww…,” but when the dogs come in to Camp I stick my face right up to theirs and CAN’T WAIT to get the hundred licks before they head back to the play yards. Because, really, what could be better than a series of sloppy licks from a Great Dane?

A little weird? Maybe, but I LOVE it!

Have a Dog Gone Great Day!
Kari

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